Hi, I have a massive head and don’t love getting my hair wet. Bobblehead-beauty-editor problems, party of one.

Shhhowercap the Posey, $43 — With a chic knotted-turban style, this doesn’t make me look like Strawberry Shortcake. And the bathing-suit-like material muffles the shower spray so that it doesn’t sound like a rainstorm rattling a tin can. The only con is that the cap doesn’t quite fit my abnormally large head. The elastic around the rim doesn’t have enough give. I wanted to love this, I really did, but it’s not the best option for those — like me — with plus-size heads.